There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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thumbs up!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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your mom

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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