What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Chikin nuggets

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The economy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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