How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Libraries.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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