Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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