What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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