What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A hayride would be fun.

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minorities

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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2+2= 478

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Womens rights

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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