How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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