How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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You're on fire.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats black. an african american person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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