Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Kony 2012

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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womens sports...

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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