What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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