Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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