I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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I like turtoes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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