Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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