yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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