A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Runescape.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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