Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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