what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Miami Heat.

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pedophile

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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