- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Gale swallows.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

whats black. an african american person

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

BUT HWY?

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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