What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Miscarriages.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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