When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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