what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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pedophile

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Miscarriages.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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your going to die

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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