Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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hrih

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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