Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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