LOL -LOL GUY

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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