What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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pedophile

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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