- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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