Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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