What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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