Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Hi

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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