whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Miscarriages.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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