A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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The NBA lockout

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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