Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Runescape.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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