How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A fat man on a moped

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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