How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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