What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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America Votes

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