The meme walks out of the bar.

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lebron

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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The white guy did it!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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pedophile

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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69.9

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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