Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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women's rights

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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