A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Wumbo

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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