Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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