Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama 2012

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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