- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

equality for women

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

lebron

The NBA lockout

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

A man walks around a bar.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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