Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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Your momma's so fat...

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Religion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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