why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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I went to the store and I fell

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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