Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Runescape.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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