Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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