Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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