- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

i was molested.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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