Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Women's rights.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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