Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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