Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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here kitty kitty

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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