Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Anti Joke

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