Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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I've got a boner

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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