What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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