What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Chikin nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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