Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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FIRE!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Chikin nuggets

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