What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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