Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A. Hey.. B. Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

thumb_up thumb_down -51

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

thumb_up thumb_down -59

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

thumb_up thumb_down -103

whats annoying and black? black people

thumb_up thumb_down +124

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops