Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Boom.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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