What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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