Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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