Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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You.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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