Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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