Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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America Votes

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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