A Woman out of the kitchen

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Gale swallows.

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what the hell happened to your face

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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