Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

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