What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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You.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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penis

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Anti Joke

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