Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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