Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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make me a sandwich!

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Women's Rights

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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