- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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