- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Oh look, I've found my knife

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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