How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

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