- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

I've got a boner

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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