Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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