Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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