Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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GONNA

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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nick toth

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Boom.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Anti Joke

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