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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

I've got a boner

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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