Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Boom.

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Caitlyn.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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