Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Women's Rights

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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