Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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