YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What?

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Anti Joke

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