What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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a Jew had a small nose

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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