If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Women's Rights

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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