In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Women's Rights

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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