What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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poop.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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