- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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