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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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