What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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a Jew had a small nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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