- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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