Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Obama.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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