A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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