What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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