Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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