Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What?

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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i was molested.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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hi hi strager danger

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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