What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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