What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Boom.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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