Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

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