What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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