What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Womens rights

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Women's rights.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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