What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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smug face >:}

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Punch line.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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