How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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