What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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