Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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this site is funny.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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