What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What?

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