a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

smug face >:}

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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