A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Caitlyn.

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japan4.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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