why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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LIKE THIS!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Anti Joke

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