What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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