How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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