how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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japan4.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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