What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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this site is funny.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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