Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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