why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Anti Joke

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