What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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