haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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