roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Sarah Palin

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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