What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Anti Joke

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