I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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am i invited to party? no

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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