A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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