What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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