What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Arron Glass

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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if you read this you are gay

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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