- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Womens rights

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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