they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Sarah Palin

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Anti Joke

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