George Bush.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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