- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Whats white and all over my room? paint

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

if you read this you are gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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