- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Har har hey

George Bush.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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