- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

black people. that is all...

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Justin Bieber.

if you read this you are gay

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