What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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