Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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