- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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