- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you there Red?

Are you a tree? No.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

How are you this morning?

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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