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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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