A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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