A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Fat people.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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