America

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Women's Rights.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Miley Cyrus.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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