Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Men's Rights

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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