How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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