Men's Rights

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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You

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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