Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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