when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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You

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Anti Joke

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