A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Yes.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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