How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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black people. that is all...

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The Olympics

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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