How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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sexual intercourse.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I'm hungry.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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