On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Yes.

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Men's Rights

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Where is my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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