On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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