So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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You copy and paster!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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