-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Hi

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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