- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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