What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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The Bible

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