Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Penis.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Anti Joke

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