Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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