- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*